Published in the New York Times
I thought it was a romantic comedy. I was wrong about the comedy.
Articles
Love and Hate On Hold With Verizon
Published in the New York Times
I know it’s not a good idea to hate anyone. I know from an article I read that negative emotions are bad for my health. I would hate to have a heart attack because my internet isn’t working. But I do hate Verizon.
It’s a Whole New Paranoid World
Published in the New York Times Sunday Review
THERE is probably nothing about me that is not in the hands of hackers.
First, JPMorgan Chase, where I have a bank account, got hacked, then Sony, where I have worked as a screenwriter, then Morgan Stanley, where I have a brokerage account, then Anthem Blue Cross, which has my medical information.
My Hollywood
Published in Vanity Fair
When I was a child growing up in Los Angeles, I was completely confused about Hollywood. I would watch television quiz shows. Contestants would win a free trip to Hollywood. I would think, Why do they want to go there?
