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It’s a Whole New Paranoid World

Published in the New York Times Sunday Review


THERE is probably nothing about me that is not in the hands of hackers.

First, JPMorgan Chase, where I have a bank account, got hacked, then Sony, where I have worked as a screenwriter,...

My Hollywood

Published in Vanity Fair


When I was a child growing up in Los Angeles, I was completely confused about Hollywood. I would watch television quiz shows. Contestants would win a free trip to Hollywood. I would think, Why do...

Ouch. My Personality, Reviewed.

Published in the New York Times SundayReview


The other week I was riding crosstown in an Uber car, chatting with the very nice driver about how much I liked Uber, and the driver...

Less Sexy, Better for Sex

Published in the New York Times SundayReview


In inventing a self-driving car, Google has in one fell swoop struck a blow at masculinity, female empowerment, romance, sex and action heroes. It may even violate two...

The Season of the Zipper

Published in the New York Times SundayReview


I’m so glad it’s spring because I won’t get stuck in my down coat anymore. Several times I had to put my hands over my head and get peeled out of it — once...

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